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The Latest on the Mozart Effect

A recent report now says that the Mozart effect is another charming urban legend. The bad news

for the hip urban professionals: Playing Mozart for your designer baby will not improve his IQ

or help him get into that exclusive pre-school. He'll just have to be admitted to Harvard some

other way.

Of course, we're all better off for listening to Mozart purely for the pleasure of it. However, one

wonders that if playing Mozart sonatas for little Tiffany or Jason could boost their intelligence,

what would happen if other composers were played during the kiddies' developmental time?

LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything

important.

BRUCKNER EFFECT: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains a

reputation for profundity.

WAGNER EFFECT: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his sister.

MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams—at great length and volume—that he's dying.

SCHOENBERG EFFECT: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the other words in his

vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child blames

them for their inability to understand him.

IVES EFFECT: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations

at once.

GLASS EFFECT: Child tends to repeat himself over and over and over and over and over and

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

STRAVINSKY EFFECT: Child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that often

lead to fighting and pandemonium in the preschool.

BRAHMS EFFECT: Child is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences contain a

multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12, etc). However, his sentences containing 4 or 8 words are

strangely uninspired.

CAGE EFFECT: Child says nothing for 4 minutes, 33 seconds. PREFERRED BY

9 OUT OF 10 CLASSROOM TEACHERS.

Partial Musicians Directory

                            Martin Bartolomeo: (aka: BartMart@aol.com )                (Cell): (914) 720-5989 (H): (914) 579-5900
                            (W): (718) 353-4406 / (W-fax): (718) 353-4407

                            Rich Berretta (aka: pianoman051@yahoo.com )                (718) 863-5809 / (C): (347) 866-6073

                            Tom Bitondo (aka: Analogman1@aol.com )                (C): (914) 772-3587    (H): (914) 962-8008
                            (W): (914) 479-8000 / (800) 464-7604 (fx): (914) 479-0260
                            9147723587@vzwpix.com

                            Richard Fabbrizio (aka: richfab@hotmail.com )                (914) 318-8283

                             Ross May (C): (914) 563-3611 / (G-Center): (914) 833-9600 (M,Tu,Fr,Sat)
                             (aka: raymay@verizon.net)
                             Ross recomended the Sonomic Library Card...
                             www.Sonomic.com

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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SynFauxNY / GIZMO for: Fordham Prep / Molloy / CTK / AQHS EVENTs --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kenneth A. Farnum, Jr. FarnumA440@aol.com / www.NYMetro-EMS.com (718) 885-2480 (home) / (917) 805-4699 (cell) / (718) 885-0774 (fax) P.O. Box 211 City Island, New York 10464-0216 Martin Bartolomeo (C): (914) 720-5989 (H): (914) 579-5900 / (W): (718) 353-4406 (aka: BartMart@aol.com) 781 Pelham Rd, #2D New Rochelle, NY 10805 (H-Fax): (914) 579-5096 / (W-Fax): (718) 353-4407 Richard Berretta (718) 863-5809 / (C): (347) 866-6073 (aka: pianoman051@yahoo.com / itsrichberretta@yahoo.com) 1135 Van Nest Ave. Bx, NY 104 Andrew Puntel (C): (646) 643-2138 / (Cathedral High): (212) 688-4374 (aka: APuntel@gmail.com) Lawrence Broderick: (?cell/W?): (914) 715-6018 / () (aka: LBTENORE@aol.com) 320 Palmer Terr. (#2C) Mamaroneck, NY 10543 John Dominick III (H): (914) 330-3686 (aka: JDSingsLow@aol.com) 320 Palmer Terr. (#2C) Mamaroneck, NY 10543 Ken Corneille (H): (914) 736-6909 (W): (914) 963-4205 x847 213 Albany Post Rd, #5 Montrose, NY 10548 Ken Corneille: (H): (914) 649-5731 ~or~ (914) 736-6909 / (W): (914) 963-4205 x847 / kcornorgan@mac.com Yolanda Corneille (914) 664-7764 Ryan Rump: (215) 837-6527 (aka: RyanRump@gmail.com) James Besser (c): (212) 496-6682 (aka: JamesBesser@yahoo.com) Ronn Yed’s Student on 151 St. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Trumpeter: Angela Gosse (aka: angelagosse@yahoo.com) (C): (917) 655-6815 / (H): (212) 280-0586 53 West 105th St #10 / New York, NY 10025 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Violinist: (212) 942-0602 Karen Rostron WEDDING Trio ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Percussionist: Steve Finkelstein (aka: sfink23@comcast.net) (203) 743-9231 (C): (914) 536-1102@mobile.att.net 19 Saddle Rock Rd Danbury, Ct 06811 (& Annette & Emma) George Ruiz (aka: GRMondo@aol.com) V Midi-Percussion Tom Kohler percussionist: (201) 261-4164 (w/Ensemble 21) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Acoustic/Electric GUITAR: Andrew and Brian Heller (aka: ANDREW_HELLER@nyc.landor.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Acoustic/Electric BASS: Greg Fiellin (aka:gafbass@earthlink.net) (917) 592-3482 Wash Hts/ Jackson Hts. 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